Post by The Quartz!™ on Apr 28, 2008 23:34:26 GMT -5
We need to role play. I will start cutting my wrists if we don't, so we'd better just have a short skirmish of one. The setting?
Chaobucks Coffee. Have fun!
The Quartz walked up to the counter. "Umm, sir, do you have anything that doesn't have coffee or tea?" The clerk looked at him. "Well, we have bagels of sorts..." The Quartz shook his head. "I'd like a drink, sorry." The clerk looked at him again. "THIS IS CALLED CHAOBUCKS *COFFEE* FOR A REASON, ASSHOLE. GET OUT OF HERE. THIS IS STUPID. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S CALLED *COFFEE* FOR A REASON. WE SELL COFFEE AND OTHER CRAP THAT LOOKS LIKE CRAP AND TASTES LIKE PISS WATER. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR A $4 CUP OF COFFEE? NOT A RIP OFF? HAHA!" The Quartz looked rather surprised. "Okay, how about a Square Fruit then?" The clerk finally looked at him sanely. "Okay. Anything else?" He shook his head. "That'd be all, thanks." The clerk put some crap on the register and crap. "Okay, sir, that'd be FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS! HAHAHAHA! GET IT? LIKE A PS3? Okay. That'd be $1.99, please." The Quartz looked at him, wondering if he was sane or not. He was guessing no. He handed him the money, took his Square Fruit, and sat down at a table that could sit 4 people. Boy, what a coincidence. He started to nibble at his favorite food.
Chaobucks Coffee. Have fun!
The Quartz walked up to the counter. "Umm, sir, do you have anything that doesn't have coffee or tea?" The clerk looked at him. "Well, we have bagels of sorts..." The Quartz shook his head. "I'd like a drink, sorry." The clerk looked at him again. "THIS IS CALLED CHAOBUCKS *COFFEE* FOR A REASON, ASSHOLE. GET OUT OF HERE. THIS IS STUPID. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S CALLED *COFFEE* FOR A REASON. WE SELL COFFEE AND OTHER CRAP THAT LOOKS LIKE CRAP AND TASTES LIKE PISS WATER. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR A $4 CUP OF COFFEE? NOT A RIP OFF? HAHA!" The Quartz looked rather surprised. "Okay, how about a Square Fruit then?" The clerk finally looked at him sanely. "Okay. Anything else?" He shook his head. "That'd be all, thanks." The clerk put some crap on the register and crap. "Okay, sir, that'd be FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS! HAHAHAHA! GET IT? LIKE A PS3? Okay. That'd be $1.99, please." The Quartz looked at him, wondering if he was sane or not. He was guessing no. He handed him the money, took his Square Fruit, and sat down at a table that could sit 4 people. Boy, what a coincidence. He started to nibble at his favorite food.
